1. You just tried to enter your password on
the microwave.
2. You have a list of
15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. You call your son's beeper to let him know
it's time to eat. He emails you back from his
bedroom, "What's for
dinner?"
4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via
her web site.
5. You chat several times a day with a
stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with
your next door neighbor yet this year.
6. You check the ingredients on a can of
chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a
JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
8. You pull up in your own driveway and use
your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
9. Every commercial on television has a
web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells
for half the price you
paid.
11. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 years of
your life, is cause for panic and
turning around to go get it.
12. Using real money, instead of credit or
debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take
planning.
13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting
the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
14. Your reason for not staying in touch with
family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
15. You consider second-day air delivery
painfully slow.
16. Your dining room table is now your flat
filing cabinet.
17. Your idea of being organized is
multiple-colored Post-it notes.
18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail
instead of in person.
19. You disconnect from the Internet and get
this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a
loved one.
20. You get up in morning and go online before
getting your coffee.
21. You wake up at
2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on
your way back to bed.
22. You start tilting your head sideways to
smile. :)
23. You're reading this.
24. Even worse; you're going to forward it to
someone else.
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